My chest looks like a 12 year old boy's chest

Not all heros wear capes, but mine just wants to be noticed

It doesn't look like a soul survived this crash. Stop using your damn phone

His smiles as not arrived yet and is going to be a little late

But did he land ok? That's what I want to know! Is he ok?

My dad "oh 70 is the lowest not the highest! Don't pay attention to that! Let's go for a wild ride mofo"

I guess maturity doesn't hit until you're dead

That is so justifiable especially for what he was saying while beating him up

what a wonderful farter to have! Oops I meant father

Wow what a beautiful picture! That microscope under a flower is absolutely breathtaking.

When doggo goes ghetto on you and joins a gang

Are these rejects from somewhere and then probably sold dirt cheap to people who don't actually speak English and know what they say?

Ok but really because people throw men under the bus all the time and generalize them and hell if you do that to a woman your going to get thrown to the lions, but I really hate this double standard for men and I know I've been guilty of it before, but honestly if you think it's wrong for women, than men don't deserve it either, because that's basic human dignity. I really wish it would change because there are so many wonderful men out there who are doing so many wonderful things and they should be applauded and dudes, you've got this and I support you every step of the way, because you deserve the dignity that we women want, and you're just as deserving of it and I hope this double standard stops soon. Keep doing you, and keep being the amazing human beings you are, I'm here for you, applauding you every step of the way

I sat on the pot all broken-hearted, trying to shit but only farted