beautifulpotato

beautifulpotato


prodigal puppy petter

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Punsubstance. 6 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
When people make bad puns it just kinda rex all the fun
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This is basically my life 10 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
Go gay for her brothers man
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Gryffindor Malfoy and Slytherin Harry 25 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
*throws my glasses under a truck* AS A CLINICALLY BLIND POTATO I ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE
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They shouldn't be surprised if men return a hit 75 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
I have a few thoughts, if I may...
Ahem.
First *quiet cough* I don't think aborted babies have eyes
Second, both sexes have the right to self defense is my opinion. If a woman attacks a man or another woman, you can be damn sure that the victem is going to fight back if they are able, same goes for a man. However, men do biologically have superior strength, so I think that if they can restrain a woman until she stops fighting, that would be best.
Also, maybe as a society we can start not considering it acceptable to seriously strike another individual.
-beautifulpotato
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#nofilter 17 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
...I'm not sure I see your point. I'd rather have healthy lungs than "badass" lungs that are going to slowly and painfully do me in.
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Death Note spoilers 26 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
I opened it, I'm sorry, though it was obvious light was going to bite it in the beggining.
How about some love for Dads who are doing their best 28 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
Aw why thank you
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She really...Let herself go 8 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
I swear elsa was drunk then tire short
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How about some love for Dads who are doing their best 28 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
I'm a potato and I approve this message
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#nofilter 17 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
Won't look so badass when you're dying of lung cancer, m8.
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I'll just leave this here 14 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
Thank you.
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CAUTION! JUMPSCARE AT THE END 26 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
I still love you
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I have no idea what I was expecting 13 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
I was hoping someone would get it ;D hats off to you
Idiot tries to pass off like she's farmer, gets called out by real farmer 28 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
*cough* look up factory farming.
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I have no idea what I was expecting 13 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
In Czech Republic we don't say "I miss you so much", we say "Sladké Mother , sweet matka , poslat své dítě ke mně , pro hříchy nehodný musí být pokřtěn v krvi a strachu" which means "We are both one with the divine being in which the light of life dwells, and though now we part we will be together always" and I think that's beautiful.
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What the hell, California? 20 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
where I live in CA it's hot af
So my cheap perfume just caused a lot of trouble. 20 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
Damn it Susan, not again.
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Girls today 20 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
Safe to only put faith in a few people, since humanity is going to keep fucking up the planet until we have nothing.
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An extreme sport for guys 9 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
Just like every potato product you've ever seen. Literally. Thank you, jnorm. :D
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An extreme sport for guys 9 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
Not even other women tell pissed women to calm down.
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Miranda true 30 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
you can have all the french fries
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Motto to live by 4 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
*violent coughing* Dan and Phil *cough cough*
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Miranda true 30 comments
beautifulpotato · 9 years ago
Well, there's nothing wrong with either of them.
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