beautifulpotato

beautifulpotato


prodigal puppy petter

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this is almost too relatable to be funny 13 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
So we can more relate to the physical aspect, though I too am a pudgy striped bee
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just my asshole opinion 108 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
YOU CAN HAVE USER POTATOCHIPS
just my asshole opinion 108 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
SPARE ME I AM BUT A HUMBLE SPUD
just my asshole opinion 108 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
*rolls away* noooOOOooOOoooo
Please share everywhere until this is normal 10 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
If we lived in a world of smart, good people, this is what life would be like. I'd even settle for a classroom of them.
just my asshole opinion 108 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
I am afraid
Turned out that what Mars really needed... Matt Damon 20 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
DreamWorks is fucking amazing okay I will defend with my life
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just my asshole opinion 108 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
2 years ago?!? It feels like not even a year. I've been here way too long. Oops.
I'm in love with this gif 14 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
I don't know, the title said "I'm in love with this gif" so I was just reminded
I'm in love with this gif 14 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
In the aliens video, they were talking about how if any animal was an alien, it would be a giraffe, and then Phil started talking about how much he liked giraffes or something and Dan said "well why don't you go fuck a giraffe Phil". My reference was really obscure and didn't really work.
I'm in love with this gif 14 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
In the aliens video. Giraffes.
I'm in love with this gif 14 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
"Well why don't you just go fuck a gif Phil"
Phandom? Anyone? Okay, I'll let myself out...
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No pun intended. 13 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
*squints* I don't... WAIT. FUCK. YOU CLEVER BASTARD.
Accurate 7 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
This isn't funny this is facts
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Life goals 21 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
I'm sorry you had to endure that. Good luck on future courting endeavors.
So this is happening to me... 64 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
Hello my brethen
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So this is happening to me... 64 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
Best of luck!
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Life goals 21 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
Yes.
I remember going out with my squad hunting for mammoths... good days 14 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
Lol, I remember my first BlackBerry. Upgraded to an Apple, thought both were delicious.
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Anatomically correct love 7 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
I want one
How I feel after listening to sad music 2 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
I'm listening to Ezios Family rn and oh man
*finds out I'm on the yearly leaderboard* 15 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
Man Astrid is a tool but httyd is my favorite
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So that's why he did it! 39 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
Well thanks rwby, I like you too.
So that's why he did it! 39 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
@jwdahl91 I'm gonna have to go ahead and cut in here. There's a difference between sex and gender. She is a woman because she identifies with being one. It doesn't matter whether her biological parts are male. She's a massive homophobic idiot, and I don't like her at all, but please don't intentionally misgender her. Thanks and peace.
Seriously. All the references go right over my head. 39 comments
beautifulpotato · 8 years ago
Oh my god, you can't just ask if you're the only one.
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