Beetlejuice

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Though I know I should be wary
Still I venture someplace scary;
Ghostly haunting I turn lose:
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

— Beetlejuice Report User
Anyone Else Remember This Show? 13 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Fraggle Rock was amazing.
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This will be fun 22 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Spray vinegar on your windshield at night, or use a towel to cover it.
How to be a shitty traveler 101 29 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
At the very least you could gently move it back onto her seat. No social interaction, no evil actions.
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Anyone Else Remember This Show? 13 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
THERE'S FUN UNDER THE SEA
WAITING FOR YOU AND ME
SWIM ALONG WITH THE SNORKS
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Every action movie 3 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
MY CABBAGES
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This cake won first place 20 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
I SAW MY BABY
CRYIN HARD AS BABE COULD CRY.
WHAT COULD I DOOO?
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Horoscopes are getting weird 22 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
More Nightvale horoscopes?
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This cake won first place 20 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Oh how lovely, it's... Hubble? Hogwash? Whatever. Prince of the Bog of Stench
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That took a turn 3 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Those are olives
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Goddesses be crazy 12 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Unfortunately, Mesperyian was invented by a fanfiction in 2009, so one cannot be wholly certain that, if confronted by said deities, they will accept that answe, as she may not be real.
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poor dogger 10 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
I dont think it would make a difference. Read that bottom part again.
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Karen, sh*thead etc... 13 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
- Hubert Cumberdale
- Milford Cubicle
- Jeremy Fisher
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Cinco dias mas 7 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Just make sure they're wearing glostick necklaces and something reflective if they go out at night!
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When wives try dad jokes 12 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
They talk about him in their sleep
There's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when they call his name
Joe Lean
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Ummmmmm 6 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Thank
Get you a girl who can do both 9 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
I do not but I agree she is exceptionally cute.
I meant in regards to her natural lovely hair and skin colour, which are similar to D.Va
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When wives try dad jokes 12 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
His beauty is beyond compare
with flamin' locks of auburn hair
And ivory skin
And eyes of emerald green(hazel?)
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Get you a girl who can do both 9 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
She would make a really cute D.Va also.
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Ummmmmm 6 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
I feel like those might actually be olives
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Cthulhus skull 3 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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The furriest face ever 8 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
THE GREAT OWL HAS RETURNED
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That is extreme fanciness 9 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Isn't that Captain Nemo's car from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
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when you're horrible at comforting 29 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Same. Yellow and Pink are my favourites.
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Scotty 7 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
JIMMY DOOHAN WAS A PERFECT HUMAN BEING
HE WAS ALSO A WWII FLYING ACE
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How I deal with life 6 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
HE'S GOING TO SKULLASAURUS ROCK
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