Beetlejuice

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Though I know I should be wary
Still I venture someplace scary;
Ghostly haunting I turn lose:
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

— Beetlejuice Report User
Only in America 7 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
My friend is a gas pump attendant and they have a closet devoted to replacement squeegees because people steal them all the time.
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Quality engineering 3 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Mousetrap!
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Meet sygmond, one of the most epic cats ever 18 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
But does he like to snuggle?
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One of the best movies ever made 32 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
MAKE UP YOUR MIND DO YOU WANT ME HERE OR NOT
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One of the best movies ever made 32 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
YES YES I'M HERE TIS I
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One of the best movies ever made 32 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
HELLO
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It's a rising concern 3 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
"-AND THATS WHEN HE STOLE ME MILLIONTH DOLLAR!"
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Vader, you dumb b*tch 9 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
I like to imagine he used the bodies as a bridge so he wouldn't have to
W a l k . o n . s a nd
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Getting a period at a beach 28 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Why not?
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Getting a period at a beach 28 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
THOSE ANKLES
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Now I want to draw something so I can get one 6 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Its pretty expensive, though.
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It usually takes more than one button.. 11 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Welcome To The Game
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That was one of the most useless thing ever sold 5 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
That leather rock pouch that's going for an insane amount
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KVIIItie 10 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
That depends on how strong you are
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KVIIItie 10 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Finally, a post about my kind.
Katherine, called Katie.
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Talent 9 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
He kept rolling high numbers too, then spent hours sneaking up on chickens to boost his stats.
So now Henry the Hippotaur is the best rogue we have.
Talent 9 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Yeah. They do musical things and their songs carry power. Usually also good spy training.
As a side note, my favourite DM ever made a custom class for my friend - a hippo-centaur. Friend decided he wanted to make it a rogue.
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Talent 9 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Hey there Delilah whats it like in Baghdad City
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Please don't 5 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
He's crying because he's realized how cruel bullfighting is. He said that despite the picadores having stabbed those spikes in its hide, the bull didn't attack him. He couldn't go through with killing it.
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I f*cking hate dolls 6 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Give us the child
Wipe away the debt
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What do you see in the mirror. 11 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Welcome to... The Twilight Zone
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Its beautiful! 5 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Looks like a mountain pass that leads to a once-great dwarven kingdom under the mountain.
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Japan prepares for everything 14 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
This looks just like that capsule from Earthbound... the one where you imprison that one kid forever.
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Photosynthesis 17 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS
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The gift that keeps on giving 9 comments
beetlejuice · 8 years ago
Merry Shitmas
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