beetlejuice
Though I know I should be wary
Still I venture someplace scary;
Ghostly haunting I turn lose:
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Maybe I'll Just Wait And See 6 comments
beetlejuice
· 7 years ago
Oh no
Proper reaction 7 comments
beetlejuice
· 7 years ago
One time I chose to eat lunch outside and these bees kept following me around (which wasnt terribly surprising in hindsight, as I was eating a peanut-butter-and-honey sammich).
I used to be deathly, panic-attack scared of bees.
One landed on my hand and in a moment of terror I did the only logical thing I could think of:
Flung my sandwich at the bees whilst screaming "JUST TAKE IT!"
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I used to be deathly, panic-attack scared of bees.
One landed on my hand and in a moment of terror I did the only logical thing I could think of:
Flung my sandwich at the bees whilst screaming "JUST TAKE IT!"
This dude was hella gay 14 comments
beetlejuice
· 7 years ago
But he was in love with Kim for a little while, bc she was a Blue Fox. So I'd say fabulous bisexual.
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Take these medieval weapons to fight zombies 17 comments
How can you be mad 5 comments
beetlejuice
· 7 years ago
She eventually found the little boy and got him his own windchime and returned the money, as hers hadn't cost even $5.
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Gees, now you are just asking too much 18 comments
beetlejuice
· 7 years ago
There was a lesbian couple on Good Luck Charlie, so unless they're being really nitpicky with terminology, he isnt actually the first...
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Retail turns us all into Burgerpants 9 comments
Happy times! 20 comments
Happy times! 20 comments
beetlejuice
· 7 years ago
It is! Up to five, six days in-utero in some cases if it's strong enough and the conditions are right, according to some studies!
That's why paternity tests are used on like Maury, instead of just math
(eg "oh well it has to be Bobby-Cooter bc we had that sex party three days after me and Jimmy John did it, and four weeks later the doctor told me I was exactly four weeks pregnant").
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Edited 7 years ago
That's why paternity tests are used on like Maury, instead of just math
(eg "oh well it has to be Bobby-Cooter bc we had that sex party three days after me and Jimmy John did it, and four weeks later the doctor told me I was exactly four weeks pregnant").
This is something I would do if I wasn't so shy. 11 comments
Farewell 29 comments
