Beetlejuice

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Though I know I should be wary
Still I venture someplace scary;
Ghostly haunting I turn lose:
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

— Beetlejuice Report User
SCHNAUZER 7 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
EXCELLENT FACIAL HAIR HAS BEEN IN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS
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I see you shiver with antici 15 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
SO I'LL REMOVE THE CAUSE
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Ember mclain cosplay 6 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
It was
It was September
Wind blows
The dead leaves fall
To you
I did surrender
Two weeks
You didn't call
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Bless 11 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
On Android, depending on your phone style (I have an LG) go to:
Settings
Display
Turn on Comfort View, which does the same thing as they're saying.
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Sorry I've been gone I got a new phone and forgot my pass! 111 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Drive safe, pupper
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Plot Twist haha 3 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Some bars (at least in UT) give the DD free soda
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Ashes, ashes 3 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
DO NOT GO INTO THE DOG PARK.
DO NOT LOOK AT THE MYSTERIOUS HOODED FIGURES IN THE DOG PARK.
Competetive overwatch 10 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
That's the staircase in Helm's Deep.
He made both Pre- and Post-Earthquake versions
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Wait he isn't dead 3 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
It's following about 30 feet back
It shifts into third gear and breaks into a hungry sprint
It's gaining on him!
(Shia LeBus!)
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McQueen's looking for Mater but he's all turned around
It's almost upon him and he can see there's oil on his face!
My God there's oil everywhere!
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Driving for his life from Shia LeBus
Its rims are lined with knives it's Shia LeBus
Lurking in the shadooooows
Creepy tinted window white Shia LeBus
Living in the woods - Shia LeBus
Killing for sport - Shia LeBus
Eating all the car parts:
Actual Cannibal Shia LeBus
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What even are we? 16 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
We are all the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Scooby doo was underrated 20 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Amazing that he went on to voice The Iron Bull
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Timing is crucial 6 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
I have some at my store that has a sell-by of 9999
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When I think about you... 8 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
I love myself
I want you to love me
Pet owner built a battletech playhouse for cate 2 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Hey they have that robot that they have rule specifically stating not to have sex with
Composers be like 15 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Make that four whisks spread very far apart for Chopin and it will be 100% accurate
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That's true af 7 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Sometimes I do High-Low and then it feels like I have more choices once I get to the stuff I can afford. It's like "everything till the end is what I can get"
Thank f**k. Lets hope nobody thinks to make a sequel 15 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
The reviews are an absolute delight to read
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What is that? 13 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
I have vague memories of my niece using one of these...?
Autistic teen draws ice cube 4 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Actually a good likeness I think
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take ur exposure and shove it alll the way up ur butt 8 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
How many rubber duckies do you have?
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U is for u are next 8 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
It's a reference to A Gorey Demise by Creature Feature, which is based on the poem The Gashlycrumb Tinies.
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U is for u are next 8 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
What a Gorey turn of events. Quite Gashly.
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) 7 comments
beetlejuice · 7 years ago
Windex fixes everything, you know
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