Seriously though, when the patient with COPD comes into the ER with breathing difficulties but "I only smoke half a pack a day", or the diabetic with toes falling off asks for a donut, or the obese, hypertensive patient with chest pain "cant wait to try the new McDonalds burger", it makes it so hard to put in effort to help if they are just going to destroy themselves.

Whenever I speak to my British friend I end up speaking with an English accent.

And you dont need to add any more pasta to the pot

For some reason the little guy looks even more naked because he has a hat on.

That is what its like to live with a toddler. Except you can't just push them away and they can tell people that "Mommy pooped a big log," or "Mommy said s**t when the chicken fell on the floor"

My husband walked into the room yesterday wearing his gym clothes and my 2 year old goes "wow so beautiful"

They actually usually dont get this many actual shots, since many vaccines these days are combined. Also what would really be scary is the amount of $ spent on diapers lol

Or they are dressed up like dominos pizza

What an adorable ferret

Its pretty common in Israel too

They used that in one of the tintin books haha.

Kinda sounds like the first hunger games plot

It took me a few moments to realize the one on the left isn't a mannequin.