Yeah its actually against the law to feed a live animal to a snake mate

You little shit

In other news, two thousand hipsters have died from not being able to "even"

SORCERY

*White girl voice* Baaat thu world is enly 2014 yers old? Daaah

"27 orgasms in 4 hours" hoooooly crap

Omggg link someone???

Awww they were so lovely! !

Oh fuck why was I cursed with this name?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE GON PUT SATURN??? FCKN MISSISSIPPI? ?

Good guy Thailand

"What you remember becomes what happens" -an abundance of Katherines, John Green

"Wod yew starin at boi?"

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE SQUEEZIES?! MEDIC!!

Wait... aussie here... What is this and why it explode??

He saw his chance and he took it

Nsfw??

I dont believe in vaccinations?

Im aussie, what the fuck is a poptard??

Who else does*

Too bad jf you were doing a jamie run to maccas