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Morning after pill for HIV 9 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
I doubt its a thing and I would prefer the condom route because it has a higher chance of working than any medication. A Physical Aid will always work better than a Chemical one. (for bias sake, I believe in Pharmaceutical medication and Safe Sex using Condoms vs using 'the pill')
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The engagement 2 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
Yes... 'Autocorect'
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Live tweeting a bad date 14 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
I'll find a large cinderblock. And cover it in gold. As to be smashed in the head with a large gold brick. *looks to the forth wall and mutters douglas adams*
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Sounds about right 19 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
I will award the US swimmer who swum the 400m and beat her own world record by a body length! She was 15!
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Sounds about right 19 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
Lets not argue this one. We seem to argue all the time Sir Bear.
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Damn those medical training 23 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
*the last breath of air escapes my body and one sound is heard* Moriarty! *i deflate and disappear into the wind, somehow cremating myself*
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Rare 8 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
Teenage Mutant Pepe Frogs!
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Damn those medical training 23 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
*blood drains from eyes, mouth and feet until i become a sack of bones and skin with a few traces of liquid organs*
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Damn those medical training 23 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
*fearful, almost crying* No, they found me, I have so much to live for. Wait, no I am a hetro, white male, the most "sexist and racist person". Make my death short, Sharp and Simple.
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Australia 3 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
Nope, That is all of the Northern territory
Damn those medical training 23 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
Oh no, I know too much... *yells at all men* IT'S A TRAP *runs away from the sound of the slithering*
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An Unpopular Opinion from a Smoker 8 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
Hello again Sir/Lady Bear.
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An Unpopular Opinion from a Smoker 8 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
I thought this was a cannibal post at first...
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tires 26 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
Thats when you lean over to do a shit
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Chemistry seems magical 7 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
He is teaching Safety around incendiary spells
4th wall?? he breaks the ceiling and the floor 6 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
Which only worked because he stole it from himself in the future, so he could have his past self steal it from him and make him hungry again.
Anxiety in one pic 5 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
Add depression and thats the hole at the bottom of the bag. Add Higher levels of each and the holes get bigger.
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How to clean your stove 6 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
Not Gas
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17-pdr gun "armor piercing" shell embedded in a WWII Tiger I tank armor 9 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
Imagine feeling the impact though. That would need a change of pants
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I want to go there 3 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
Looks Photoshopped to me. Look at the definition of the text and the colour. It doesn't look like the reflective texture they use, it too soft
17-pdr gun "armor piercing" shell embedded in a WWII Tiger I tank armor 9 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
The Shermans were Shit tanks. If the Germans and Russians could develop the tech so fast, why couldn't the US?
Any riders? 16 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
I have been looking in the Adventure Touring route. I at least need something that can take 30 KG of gear that I can strap to it for work reasons. I was looking at a KLR 650 of CB500X
Any riders? 16 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
Sarcasm Accepted
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Any riders? 16 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
Dammit Avi. This is a serious conversation.
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Can't some people show some restraint?! 4 comments
benelenium · 8 years ago
How many trolls do you think retweeted?
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