We only wear them on ceremonial uniforms. As nice as they are, they don't work on greens

You, Sir, are a Fucking legend

You are German sir. All you have is a dead,burnt Austrian man in your air after the Great Cuffufle 2, The Cuffufling.

Yeah. Thats not water. Its spider eggs

As are feral cats and, up in northern Australia, Cane toads

Would you like to start up a new venture into the hospitality industry?

What a pointless fix. Now you can have cracked rims with flowers in them

If it was inexpensive it would be a much better option, especially for the sub-saharan Africa area. The poor countries with AIDS as common as hamburger joints are in the US. Thats where this should be aimed at.

Look at black comedians. A hell of a lot of them say stuff about their colour and about white people that if you swapped every time they said black for white they would be slagged for racism.

You pay for a brand. If it was the same build quality, but from an unknown Chinese company, would you buy it? Even if it was cheaper by 4x? Most people would say No!

Imagine the advertising campaign
"Turn your Dirty end into a HAPPY END with ALL-NEW HAPPY END BOG ROLL!"
"Feel the Absorption of patented Microfibre Technologies and Super Luxury soft pads, for those who enjoy international foods."
"NOW AVAILABLE at your local Aldi!"
*not available until the germans win a war. or the sports day thing we can't mention the name of for legal reasons. in he city we can't name because we have had no prior experience selling products there. these rules are bullshi...

http://www.fredandfriends.com

Look at Obvious Trolls previous posts. Obvious face palm is obvious

Not quite. Closer to $50 with all the components added in. And urine.

In Addition, Look to the third Picture down, Look at the proportion of the body and the smile compared to the real image

There is probably something to do with what we (society) associate with a cute person.