Well, *pats on head* who's a good user!?

Ey!

Shush, sir. Shush you somewhat racist, black, australian, high school male.

@zipthesilver, you need to zip up more than just that silver mate.

It's always times like these

Exactly

Small servings in expensive french restaurants

Look back over the last 20 years. Look at how the word has changed

If I could Just see you

The @jazz

I won't comment here
*robot slaps me*

Would pass me by

Into the sky

And now I wonder....

They are more and more commonplace now. The media milk them like a fucking miracle cow.

According to the creator its Jif, But say whatever. Its not worth the argument.

And I need you

You should return her and ask for either a full refund or a replacement. They might even repair her.

Trump Happened. US mass shootings happened. Political Fuckups Happened