Ah Ok. I guess I need to get a new meal then. *sobs*

*coughs up banana* Here

There are 3 types of people. Why didn't you share a leg

You also say no a lot

Well someone is at their time of the month

You shouldn't need, but having a girl/boy friend is a source of joy and companionship. Like a dog...

Mate. Its Germany. I don't think you can.

Fuck off mate.

America was bored and said, Hey lets get the world to bully an Asian nation. So everyone shat on Vietnam until they started fighting back and the US told the Aussie 'Choccos' to win a battle they couldn't and so the Aussies won it and ended up doing the war anyway.
(the aussies were choccos because the us thought we would melt in the jungle. turns out we are better fighters. assholes)

@internet All his stuff is fake.

*claps*

It is a truely wonderful country. All climates exist here. From alpine mountains to lifeless deserts

*You're

Well, Plastic