He may be able to handle some of the oral exams, especially those on the surfaces of trees and the texture of sandpaper.

I can't imagine anyone who would lick butthole without also putting genitals in their mouth, but I'd say that's pretty close. Most adults have given oral sex at some time. I only know 2 people who have been sexually active and admitted they haven't engaged in oral sex and that is for religious reasons (and I know far more than 40 people).

You're welcome :)

US dollars are partially fabric, so they are waterproof, in the fact that they can get wet and then dry, but they will get wet. Canadian cash is basically like a plastic now, so it won't absorb any water. I send American notes through the wash all the time (when I leave them in my pockets).

I don't get shit about it, the Admins just delete stuff I post

Oh there is also 6.2% social security tax and 1.45% medicaid. So the total taken out of $500,000 is actually 47.25% or $236,650 in taxes.

I hate to get political, but currently as far as taxes go, anyone making over $415,000 a year is paying 39.6% in taxes. Meaning for every $500,000 you earn, you pay $198,000 in taxes. I'm curious how much more should successful people pay? And if so many people are behind this "tax the rich" why aren't people volunteering the income? Do you think Bill Gates is not allowed to just GIVE the an extra million or 2 million to the government? The fact is there is nothing stopping that.

There are websites my work filter blocks all the time, that I wouldn't consider porn. They also wouldn't be the sites a 7 year old should be on either. The kid could have just been looking up cheat codes for call of duty on reddit and it got flagged.

I think we found the overly sensitive idiot!

heyhay, that's a different website. A repost is something that was posted on THIS website before.

Actually a better example of that would be Death Race 2, where that's exactly what happened. Just because something has been done, doesn't mean you can't do it better. Myspace < Facebook... Palm Treo < iPhone

I had never seen this before, that's why I posted it. It has since gone to the popular page, and I can't delete it. Please feel free to contact the admins and notify them so they can remove it, as I cannot.

Good luck putting a condom on a dog!

'cause its scary!!!
May be inappropriate for younger viewers

What happened to my fun halloween post?

No you have to wear this one runner! Then post pictures

I love Jon Lajoie! For anyone who downvoted that comment, please watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk

Well played!

I think its a bugle

Well I could also point out that Nokia 3360s didn't exist during world war 2, but that would be totally too much logic :)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQni7Hlf2DU

The temples are on the side of the head, behind and slightly above the eyes. Its actually the softest part of the skull on adults. In fact, a lollipop is considered a deadly weapon if someone hits you in the temple, so I know the severity. I still say the same answer for a girl. If it were a grown man it would be different, but this is still some stupid kid.