Own home - no shoes. Somebody else's home - shoes unless specified or am going to be staying awhile.

92 Red Toyota Corolla. Paint pealing off, front bumper dented in the middle so sides stuck out a little, mismatched hubcaps, headliner had a piece cut out from probable drug stash location, blinker lever broken (had to use little switch on steering column) driver side interior door handle broke (duct taped some bailing wire to make it work) carpets always damp from leaks, trunk leaked really bad (was like a swimming pool in spare tire compartment) wouldn't turn on for at least an hour after being shut off, radiator fluid was orange, random spray paint all over, seat belt was nearly cut in half. It was a blast to drive, best car for the snow. Sold it for $500

Way to ruin perfectly good apples.

If they actually started the campfire then they wouldn't need the stupid sleeping bag thing outside.

Learn to shave.

"You are now deaf"

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Watch "Dead Like Me"

Looks like a Goblin Shark

Look children! A pager!!!!!

Fucking shredding. Nice