Why? Because a medium sized fish is closer to the camera than the scuba divers in the background giving you a forced perspective of a giant fish looking like it's trying to swallow people whole?
You won't go into the sea because either a) you can't swim or b) you're a pansy that's afraid of harmless little fishies.

Apparently life before drafting tables too.

Poor Land Cruiser

Rottweilers with a cat bodyguard.

Survivorman was the real badass

"Right 3, don't cut"

I got my mom a Beatles Lego set. She's 60.

That's the NSA not the FBI.

And the flowers are still standing!

How not to eat a French fry.

99% percent of packages say "Carrier leave if no response" meaning, the carrier isn't required to wait for you to answer the door or even make sure somebody is home. If carriers were required to do that then they'd be out delivering until midnight or later. Carriers are not your slaves, they have many hundreds of deliveries to make in a given day. If you don't want packages stolen off of your porch then go to the damn store.

Spiral out, keep going.

It's blue and yellow.

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

That looked like such a fun game to be playing in.