What a waste of money. I could've gone to a better college with that amount.

seen this a hundred times, still so funny

They're cool as long as they stay away from me

IT WAS ONLY A FISH, IT WAS ONLY A FISH

You're a hairy wizard

You mean its empty?

Wouldn't the tenderloin be cooked?

I can feel the pain all the way through my soul

All.the.time.

So technically she's cookie monster monster

fuck sexy women, this is better

My left boob is free, come to me

I didn't appreciate the humor back then. I do now

Another reminder not to browse fs while eating

I was gonna say put it in nsfw, but i would've clicked it too anyway. Just give me eyebleach

Mind=blown

She's off to a good start in life

Its mesmerizing

My eyes hurt

I'm more uncomfortable being alone in a big crowd full of aquaintances, like im not sure if they know me so should I say hi

More like GrowingUpIntroverted

Who is still loyal to the original spiderman?

If that's me i'd probably lose a piece and everything will be ruined

Does he have eyeliner on

It's like she got pregnant backwards