I am not disappointed.

Cutest repost yet.

So when we die our lives flashes before our eyes for 7 mins

"My house, my rules. Mother fucker."

I would have pictured this being in Australia or Russia

"This is my fish. There are many like it but this one is mine"

Dog's face in the last pic: Huehuehuehue

I don't get it.. Gay guys use their penis too

Who needs shampoo anyway?

I think it's time we let go.

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It's nice to see there are people who plan ahead before making a decision.

Little things? You just got a free order that's huge to me

I'm so used to disappointment I liked this post.

I needed this.

What did he say?!

The fucking feels

I want that Nap Time

I can move my thumb

May be disgusting to us but to them it might mean the world!