Put it inside your shirt coming out from the neck. Advice mallardbux

Magikarp used a-pttttbbbblllththth-a-ptttbbbblllththth.
But nothing happened!

"How 'bout we take a trip in the woods to enjoy nature and get away from all this tech."
"Sounds fun! Honey don't forget the 100,000 feet long cable for the wifi router."
"I got it hun."

Why are tumblr stories always all CAPS

I want his autograph

To think they're dolphins..

That's how I get when someone says something during an argument that makes me rethink everything

This is pure gold

Trainer: "Meowie use tail-roll!"
Cat: "Meowie!!"

I'm not getting any fingerprints on my monitor. Nuh-uh

Thanks for brightening my morning!

Yeap

The reflection of the charger makes it seem like the bus is hooked from the sky

Never again.