I lost it at the one where he is asleep and has his mouth open hahahaha

I sell Pure Romance and there is a roll on liquid called Basic Instinct that is liquid sex appeal. Its full of pheromones and I know it works ;)

I was in love with Mario

Oh god I thought this was a face swap....

read as: Tic Tac

I'm disappointed that Spy Kids wasn't on here with the finger guys

We went to McDonald's after our wedding lol. We had the jitters so we couldn't eat at the wedding

This is exactly the song I was thinking when I read the first part lol

Crackers from the nurse's office were like a drug deal in my school

Shouldn't they have a ramp instead of stairs?!

This happened to me with exercising

I would hate to have to go pee at night with those skinny stairs

I would love to see that on catfish

And sleeping arrangements. My cousin likes the skin off of the KFC chicken and her husband likes the meat; that's the best I've found so far

mind=blown.

I always thought about how a guy would react if he got a girl home doing something like this or if she was wearing one of those body shaper things. FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!