I go through my dogs names before I get to my husbands. "Oink, uh Titan, DUSTIN! DAMNIT!"

I'm 8 months pregnant and my husband and I went to childbirth classes and when we were doing breathing excercises the instructor told us we are going to have to push like you would with a bowl movement. As we sat on the floor he whispers in my ear that my whole life has just been training for this moment and I'm just going to be taking the biggest shit of my life lol. I was in tears as everyone else was serious lol

sounds like Good Will Hunting

HOW IN THE HECK CAN A DOG PICK OUT THE CORRECT BRAND OF SOMETHING WHEN I SEND MY HUSBAND WITH A LIST AND HE CANT DO IT?!

My husband is so good he doesn't even need to put the seat up... he's got good aim

I think its trying to communicate

I love every one of these girls!

That's false advertising

I made the noise when I read it hahaha

I got one for christmas when I was little and I couldn't figure it out so my dad helped me with it and he ended up making up his own password and locking me out

I would probably shit myself if someone said that to me in the early morning... not that I justify him

Finding nemo doesn't either I don't think