ahhhh yes!

I was stopped on a hill (a nightmare for anyone learning to drive a stick shift) and I accidentally put it in reverse instead of 1st gear! Talk about heart attack!

"I have to pee"

I had some people show up at my wedding because they heard music and I didn't care lol.

I had a girl talk to me on facebook for some time; I recognized her name but couldn't for the life of me know how I knew her. Well I just kind of figured if I talked to her long enough she would divulge some information on how we knew each other... that never happened and she continued to make small talk with me for a month and I STILL don't know how I know her....

I thought it said shit

I didn't think you could take pictures in strip clubs... I tried and they almost kicked me out (I wasn't taking pictures of the strippers; just of the group of people we were there with)

She gives me a lady boner.

Should not masturbate

Ahhhhh yes...The front butt is my speciality :)

Damn.. you're good

i tell them to not spend it all in one place

He was probably just hungry

My life problems....

I like how the pug has a negative neck

This looks like the dust bunnies on Totoro

Maybe he could have outrun the cops.... IF he ran track

I used to make pillow and blanket forts and watch this everyday! Best. Movie. Ever!!

i don't either

Please.... have a seat

That fish has better teeth than some people I know...