billdavis

billdavis


Trading passion for glory each and every day.
..still waiting on the glory.

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Bill and melinda gates 11 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Hey, I invented a so-so OS, and now I've created an overfunded entity to assault the US constituton forevermore!
I know what's best for the people and now I have the money to ram it down their throats.
either way you get your anger out 9 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
..or maybe you'll get bit
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Robot Stitches a Grape Back Together 11 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
This is fantastic news for grapes everywhere.
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Gamer girl problems 27 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
This is powerful. Next time, I'm going on as TheChick or something like that and when the lil' doggies start messaging, the fun begins.
When a teammate hits me up, I'll say "oh, maybe later" then when an enemy tries to strike up a convo, I'll say "Yeah! Meet me in sector B-2". Five minutes later: "Where are you?" me: "On my way!"
Next enemy: "Meet me in H-7"
etc. 
Then in teamspeak just give 'em the Barry White. "What's up, buttercup?"
Gamer girl problems 27 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
That could be the key. Troll the hounds to the brink of uncertainty.
On certain games, when you setup your avatar there is a choice of gender.
The female incarnation can be a good bit smaller. Wether that will register fewer hits is something the programmers decide, but its certainly a smaller target. I saw many male gamers choose the female for asthetic as well as pragmatic reasons.
That is an avenue for designers and players to combat this injustice.
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Whole lot of nope 20 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
DO IT!! .. I mean.. nice day.
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Jesus Take The Wheel 11 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Marshmallow you say?
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Facts speak for themselves 2 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Not even once.
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She's the One 8 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
How thoughtful.
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I love this 6 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Carry on.
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When someone takes up two spaces 10 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
I don't see any other cars around.
I love this 6 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
That's disturbing, and entertaining.
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Sundial Ring from 1570 4 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
It needs an accompanying lodestone ring.
Natalie Dormer's smile 6 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Strokes aren't funny.
Damn it Baltimore 14 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
It's going to be a long time before you are not asked what color you are so they can decide wether to give you something or not give you something.
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Who would violate my cranberries? 7 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Goddamnit Ricky.
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aMAZEing, eyebrows gone for a RUNNER… 8 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Well done.
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This is so cute <3 8 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
I kicked a bag of Doritos' ass. Does that count?
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YouTube needs to sort out their priorities! 27 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Ah so that's how zombies will become a possibility.
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Just dad things 4 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Long-term goals.
And just like that, someone puts their cat up for adoption 9 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Sharing is caring.
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Just seen this. It's pretty accurate 13 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
When you look in the mirror, the reflection you see is not how you appear to others but rather an inverse image. To see you true physical image it takes two mirrors arranged 90 degrees to each other to correct this.
Medieval Reactions tweets 10 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
clearly the bravest disciple