billdavis

billdavis


Trading passion for glory each and every day.
..still waiting on the glory.

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No title can make this any better 8 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
I used to bullseye womp rats er... nvm
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Spot on. 5 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
IT guys are terrible at carpentry?
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Business! 5 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Step 3: Profit!
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The New Seven Deadlier Sins 14 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
How about tailgating instead?
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Lucky sob 3 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
and some glasses
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The sh*t I put up with 3 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Stuffed cats FTW
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Would you answer? 8 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Not this time, Bojack.
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Waddle waddle 6 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
bum bum bum, ba dum ba dum
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Keep quiet, nothing comes as easy as you. Can I lay in your bed all day? 30 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Sexual orientation: Internet.
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That is a tortoise you dolt 17 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Disturbing wildlife is a Federal crime.
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To the thief that stole an Amazon shipment 9 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
asswipe
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Tell me your best puns in the comments!!:) 23 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
If you ever get in a wreck while riding your bike down the street remember it's not your fault. It's asphalt.
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I can't be trusted to adult on my own 24 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
There's still time.
get it? geT IT? GET IT? 22 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
He's working an angle.
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I can't be trusted to adult on my own 24 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Spiel. Tourettes. Expletive.
*remembers texts I sent to my crush**covers head with a pillow* 12 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
They didn't forget I promise you.
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<_< *looks over shoulder* >_> 14 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
When someone is looking at you and for some reason you look their way, you will be looking directly into their eyes.
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Good guy burglar 11 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Good Guy Burglar
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Now This Is A Show I've Never Seen Before 3 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
smh.. oh Nellie, when will they love you for who you are?
Yep, cutting onions 6 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
They thought he was crazy for being prepared. Who's crying now?
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I'm dorky and nobody hits on me.. Oh well at least there is hope 14 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Honesty is the best policy.
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What's wrong with America unit of measurement 24 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Yeah, but as an American I get to utilize two entire sets of hand tools. Who wouldn't want to do that?
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Hardcore hermit crab likes to rave 10 comments
billdavis · 9 years ago
Ya gotta respect a guy that follows through on drunken promises.
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