It is pretty gross.

It's probably because of your more than questionable grammar.

80,000 percent mark up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0m9QUoW5KnY

I'm calling them lazy because they're a lazy way to make yourself more attractive to potential partners.

Well that's good, I guess, because if it did exist then everyone would do it and elevator riding would be ruined forever.

You're correct. But both procedures are gotten out of vanity and they're both completely and utterly unnecessary and lazy. That was why I was calling them similar.

It's perfectly healthy and there's not really anything wrong with it.

It's not. Atleast the last part isn't.

Because there is no god.

Imagine how slick the floors would be.