Cat's may be psychopaths that kill for sport but they also kill to end cycles of abuse.

This was good.

She does look like a hippy boy. Very feminine but the elderly have trouble with distinguishing between genders.

The sharks are now 37% cooler in my eyes.

A lot of adults don't realize that children are children. It doesn't seem like a hard concept but many adults just can't grasp it so they see any little mistake as a malicious act against them. So, instead of a confused scared child they see a rebellious ass-hole who needs to be taught a lesson.

What the fuck Rowling.

You bet your ass it is

I seriously stopped scrolling when I saw that picture because I couldn't believe that a cat wearing a butt plug would be on funsubstance. Then I continued scrolling and read the description which helped to ease my mind

What on earth is this from?

I want to see someone get whooped by a japanese man using umbrellas.

Now, I'm imagining that cute little thing wrapped arond the baba dook's neck like a scarf.

For me it's hmmm and zoinks mixed together.

This is still amazing.

Damn this helps. I'm a bi guy and it can get so confusing so it's nice to know that other bis deal with this too.

Oh my god, this is freaking gold!

.0341 mph

This really puts it all into perspective.

It feels more creeppy than sad.

The husband reminds me of a corgi for some reason.

Step 1, beat your child with a glitter bottle. Step 2, once your done force them to watch the glitter settle to help them calm down. Step 3, If they aren't calm by the time the glitter settles then tell them what a disappointment they are and go back to step 1

Trust me when I say that almost all theses are just well structured bullshit that someone managed to spray out of their brain's arse.