birdjesus69

birdjesus69


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It's a sweet car, but that has to sting a little 7 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
I think they still have to pay for electricity.
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Microfiction 10 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
So Psycho Suzy strikes down multiple students with her valentines cards.
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This apple aint got time for your science experiments 9 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
How fast were those things going?
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Natural selection at work 35 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
It depends on how easy the veins are to spot. Women are harder than men and the fatter you are the harder it is to find a vein. Even highly experienced professionals can struggle with difficult veins.
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That'll teach them 4 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
All you need is something narrow enough to press the buttons and you can solve it without any effort. I think that a 4 piece puzzle may be harder to solve.
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Natural selection at work 35 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
What if he injected it in really fast and took a photo. Would that work? If he did it right and he had all the stuff it may be visible for long enough to take a quick picture.
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Someone's got to say it 131 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Dang, guest you got us all hot and bothered. It was some damn fine bait even if it wasn't intended to be bait.
Better than Trump+Hillary+Bernie(?) 13 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
At first I thought that he was just a crazy hobo that people humored for the sake of fun. Turns out he's just an activist that acts screwy.
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You're damn right 11 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
I'm only okay. The bastards.
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Lets see. 50 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
July=you lie. It was my little attempt at a pun but I realized that it was really unclear when I posted it.
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Humans of NY Stories 2 6 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Damn that is good.
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Never Been a Better Time To Earn Your Degree 14 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
This fellow is also on a $200 a month payment plan.
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Half albino 8 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Someone draw this.
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Lets see. 50 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
July. There is no Billy and she had only three children.
Better tuition system 44 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Only the richest americans would experience a tax raise that high. Everyone else would only see a slight increase in their taxes which would be offset by all the various ways that his programs would save the average person money.
Better tuition system 44 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
This is old and every one has probably unfollowed this post's comments. But, Jmvail, that is one of the stupidest things I have heard in a long time. A degree from a reputable university is not simply bought, it is earned through hardwork and time. All free college would do is make it so that everybody is playing on a level field financially when it comes to universities. It wouldn't make it so that every Bob and Sally can just sign up and receive a masters degree without working their arse off for it.
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Never Been a Better Time To Earn Your Degree 14 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
If I remember correctly, he thought that he had consolidated all of his federal loans and payed them off. Apparently this one wasn't consolidated so it just sat there building up interest. Because of that he didn't even know he still had a loan to pay off and he says that this was the first he heard of it but others claim that they contacted him multiple times over the past couple decades.
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For poor people out there 12 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Thank you for that explanation, kurukuruguy.
For poor people out there 12 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
I was not complaining about seeing these posts again and I even said that it wasn't really a bad thing because not everybody has several sites that they go to for entertainment. It was more of a personal thing because it takes a lot of the fun out of browsing these sites. In all honesty you guys just sound kind of pissy.
Iccarus, I never called them "reposts" and that is because they aren't.
Kurukuruguy, personally I think that just lighting a candle would produce the same amount of heat and I don't understand how any of this other stuff helps in producing more heat.
For poor people out there 12 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
It amazes me how many posts on imgur are posted on this site. It's not a bad thing because not everybody goes on imgur. But, it is annoying to see these posts again so soon. Also I think that this probably wouldn't work.
One question 16 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
I think that we all thought of performing oral sex on ourselves if we ever got a hold of a portal gun.
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relax 10 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
This was good.
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One question 16 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
I think the most important part is how the hell is that rope floating.
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You know you have a problem 7 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
Or he did it with a human and they fucked up
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Are titles really necessary??? 18 comments
birdjesus69 · 8 years ago
My last comment may have been poorly worded.
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