that'll teach it

wow i didn't know there was such thing as melanism

story of my life when playing basketball

i wonder if anyone signed his year book

at the beginning of year 7 a girl came to school after missing months and bought in a photo of twins, we all thought they were her cousins or something, but one day we were playing truth or dare and she asked if anyone had ever kissed a boy, of course everyone said no she blurted out "hurry up, i've already had twins. :0

how utterly embarresing

you forgot i don't want to do a hardcore workout but i want to look toned

i remember my crush was showing me his photos on his account, i had only viewed them 800000000 other times previously so i knew the order of them so the one before his six pack was shown i squealed "ahhhhhh you look so hot in the next photo", before he actually got onto the next photo. Straight away he knew i was mortified

eeeeeew, that would freak anyone out

good disguise pig, i had to read the title to find out what was wrong with the pig, either i am really bad at attention to detail or this pig is really gooood!

remember the dark lord is "noseless"