That is what the dog says...but close

I...I'm sorry. I guess it's time you all knew.

and free wifi and laptops for all

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I'm worried as to what you consider fun

As fun as it looks, does that really look safe to you? I propose a bouncy house with a staircase that leads down to a gigantic underground bunker, filled with bouncy houses, at least 20.

I don't know sir, you look more like a Benjamin Franklin kinda guy *holds out hand *

Heck, if it doesn't now then it will soon.

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^ This is an actual picture of me, drowning in my own tears after reading your comment.

The trick is to cook them with lots of butter, and add about 1 1/2 times the amount of sugar called for. They taste bitter otherwise.

Precisely.

relax i'm just joking

cannibalism is not a joke, serpent

give the cookies to me

ENJOY YOUR QUEST THROUGH TIME AND SPACE, DOCTOR

DANG IT

PIRATE IT

In the words of hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf: "JUST DO IT"

It was mentioned during counselor training at the camp I work at, but I suppose the instructor could have mixed something up.