hehehe i will win

I was born on the 18th of December 1999

there go my plans for the weekend

°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° you wish frenchie

Graola bars and cookies sounds great! As long as they're not oatmeal raison. And I think your mom is being a party pooper, but I will follow that rule, I suppose.

I can bring juice boxes and my mom is busy right now so I have to wait until she can give me a ride

I accept yer challenge. This shall be a fight to the death!

In a parallel universe perhaps *backflips away and grabs knives*

There can only be one *cracks knuckles*

me too!

i'm a sentient biscuit ready to conquer the world and destroy humanity as a whole

Don't pun-ish me officer, I'm only trying to have pun!

*cracks knuckles* let's do this punk

secret bruno mars fan Patrick Stump

oh no! i'm punder arrest!

Yeah but he looks like a 12 year old

i've been following you for weeks

don't worry i took me awhile too

protractor...pro-tractor

i do try

If billy takes 10 shots of vodka and 3 shots of tequila, how fast does he vomit? Express in terms of pi.

0 BITCH BECAUSE I GIVE NONE