black_dahlia
I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.
— black_dahlia Report User
True friendship is a treasure 9 comments
black_dahlia
· 8 years ago
@fruit_salad
Studying languages 19 comments
black_dahlia
· 8 years ago
Russian; just memorize every fucking word and you might not spend the night on the kitchen floor crying because you're too stupid to learn one language
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The best way to take a bath in the morning 4 comments
black_dahlia
· 8 years ago
as a person severely claustrophobic and afraid of deep water, i will have to pass
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Good thing I don't have a best friend:( 13 comments
I am sure many people can relate to this 13 comments
black_dahlia
· 8 years ago
I don't think they were trying to say that. You might want to ask someone for help, I've walked a mile in your shoes
When you're the only normal person in the family 7 comments
black_dahlia
· 8 years ago
That guy is totally me... My moms side of the family is crazy. Almost every single person comes to the reunions high or totally wasted. Our family pictures look like this, but with my sister and I like the guy in the blue coat
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Cardiac surgeon comforts a weeping 2-year-old girl by playing cartoons before her surgery 10 comments
That first tweet is doing me a frighten 9 comments
black_dahlia
· 8 years ago
I walked in on my cousins 'doing it' when I was five, never been the same since
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Time to return the favor 3 comments
This is gold! 6 comments
black_dahlia
· 8 years ago
Wish I could have that much confidence to say something so weird but make it sound good
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pupper doin a HECKin loud bork! 5 comments
Wanna talk about my lord Satan? 7 comments