black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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Studying languages 19 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Russian; just memorize every fucking word and you might not spend the night on the kitchen floor crying because you're too stupid to learn one language
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and your soul 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
The pain was so real
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The best way to take a bath in the morning 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
as a person severely claustrophobic and afraid of deep water, i will have to pass
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Good thing I don't have a best friend:( 13 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago 4 · Edited 8 years ago
I am sure many people can relate to this 13 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I don't think they were trying to say that. You might want to ask someone for help, I've walked a mile in your shoes
ah, fruit_salad 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
You and me both
When you're the only normal person in the family 7 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
That guy is totally me... My moms side of the family is crazy. Almost every single person comes to the reunions high or totally wasted. Our family pictures look like this, but with my sister and I like the guy in the blue coat
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That first tweet is doing me a frighten 9 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I walked in on my cousins 'doing it' when I was five, never been the same since
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Time to return the favor 3 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
For some reason this made me really happy
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Who made this?? I feel so bad at laughing at this 5 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
He's really cute
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This is gold! 6 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Wish I could have that much confidence to say something so weird but make it sound good
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Awww how adorable! 13 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
No offense taken, that was a great insult
Best Use Of Name Tags I've Ever Seen 3 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Me too, kid. Me too
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pupper doin a HECKin loud bork! 5 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I almost peed my pants laughing at these
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Wanna talk about my lord Satan? 7 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
*happily scrolling*
MOTHER OF GOD
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Growing up as a fat girl 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I really want to watch this now
Going to the bathroom 5 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
The fuck is a sour fart?
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Then you'll get the whip 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Eh, same thing
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Awww how adorable! 13 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I love raccoons
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Will grandfathers even exist in 2090? 19 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Human, stop it 5 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
That made me laugh way too hard
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It's head shot or nothing 3 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Photoshop on point
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