black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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The indicator of a true friendship 14 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Hahahahhaahahah no, I'm waiting for my mom to leave so I can watch TV
The indicator of a true friendship 14 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
@fruit_salad
Shhhh. Let me make you question your existence
same 18 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
100% agree with this
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best headline of the day 10 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I'm allowed to have a fucking opinion, thanks
True AF 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Had a soccer game at 10 am
Onomatopoeia 21 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Could
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Look at it! Look at those tiny hooves! 14 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
That looks like a baby tapir
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Only way out of this friendship is death 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
You know I do
Homemade jellyfish 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
True AF 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago 1
best headline of the day 10 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Stop the madness, it's just a damn musical
Yummy-yummy 7 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
What the the hell... I didn't write that!
Untold story of Thomas Edison 9 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
He killed innocent animals by electrocution in front of crowds for 'science'. If you think he was cool, you're an idiot
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When my little brother tries to fight me 3 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Best thing I've ever seen
Russian Disarms a Kidnapper and gets surprised.. 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Only in Russia.
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What did I just read? 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
If I'm ever ready to take my relationship, I definitely will use this. Thank you
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Awww ;_; 8 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
That was beautiful and quite sad
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A man can Dream 11 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
That made me really sad
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Nailed it 9 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Poor guy
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nearly enough dogs 8 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Yes but once you're dead, they'll eat you. Just something to think about
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When you hate someone 9 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Yeah I'm not either, I was just exaggerating
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Now you wanna respond?! 3 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Do not disturb... It's pretty easy
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When you hate someone 9 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Oh, look at you. Eating a fucking cracker. I bet you think you're so cool, eating that cracker. If murder was legal I would have killed you thirty tears ago. Bitch.
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Victoria's secret is out! 6 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I don't really care if it's showing, to be perfectly honest. As long as you don't have like an asscheek hanging out, I don't care what people wear around me
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You could try ;) 17 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I've had insomnia since fifth grade and going to sleep every night is a challenge. I usually drink a glass of water before bed, and then do a few stretches to feel a bit more relaxed. It works for me