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black_dahlia

I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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Happy 18th birthday Google 19 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

Ok it was kinda funny for two seconds or so but now I have to go to school tomorrow and I won't be able to look @fruit_salad in the eye

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Every little detial 6 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

And someone is going to get fired.

No wonder I always feel itchy when I go to the sea 8 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

I'm already afraid of the ocean, now I have proof to show my dad why

Tbh, adults who act super mature are boring. Don't grow up, just get older. 3 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

These two are the ultimate relationship goals

Happy 18th birthday Google 19 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

my life 5 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

100 percent agree

Freuchen the man who knows no death 7 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

The new overly manly man meme

Happy 18th birthday Google 19 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

Please no, we have been best friends since kindergarten

Happy 18th birthday Google 19 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

I DIDNT REALIZE WHAT IT COULDVE SOUNDED LIKE UNTIL HE SAID IT

Happy 18th birthday Google 19 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

Wait it's not what it looks like

Happy 18th birthday Google 19 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

I'm so sorry for what I've made you go through
Like last Saturday night in the car...
@fruit_salad

My life 8 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

@fruit_salad
@ur_mom

Human webbed feet 21 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

My cousin has webbed toes and he can swim pretty fast. It's cool to watch

Weight management 101 8 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

To be perfectly honest, I would prefer the Before, but if he's happy, that works for me.

well played apple... well played 18 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

I have an iPhone and last week it suddenly flipped out. I was on the Internet and suddenly Spotify opened and started playing a song, even though my ringer and volume were off. I was extremely confused, and then it turned off by itself, and for almost half an hour it wouldn't turn back on. I still have no idea what happened.

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HP facts 4 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

Good try, but no.

Please just tell me 3 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

Nah, you look fine. They'll hardly notice.

Truth 41 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

I've been waiting my whole fucking life for this

How A Dog Drinks Water 8 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago