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black_dahlia

I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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When they force u to do stuff! 6 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

That's me waking up every morning

Hey... 7 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

When you told me that my nose was pointy during gym and I went home and stood in the shower for half an hour crying @fruit_salad
Ah, good times.

Only 90s kids remember 22 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

Ayyyye 00's kids
@fruit_salad
@ur_mom
@k8_____

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Only 90s kids remember 22 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

I'm not a 90's kid and I remember. I used to get so frustrated I would just grab a pair of scissors and destroy it

Clever man 4 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

Ok, why not

Who Else Loves Sweatshirts And Boots 4 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

September 1 is the first day of fall for me and no one can tell me otherwise

I don't mind the statement,but the delivery needs some work.. 7 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

This entire election is just one big meme

Life before cell phones was so simple 3 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

I really miss that

Behind the scenes 10 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

The ultimate friendship goals

Now I feel horrible for telling my sister that Slytherins are mean 10 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

I'm sorry!!!

Me at school 10 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

Do you mean emotional or physical? Because I've hit both levels a while ago

Bring me pictures of spideypool! 15 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

I thought it was Deadpool for a sec

The kind of joy 5 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

This just made my entire day

So majestic 8 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

So slippy doggo

It's so relatable to feel that way 10 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

Please don't try to glorify substance abuse and alcohol. It's been tearing my family apart since the 1920's

Wergwergwergwergwerg 5 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

No, you're not alone. I think it sounds ridiculous

meme spam 3/4, (the original meme 3/4 won't load correctly) 3 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

Well her name is 'autothot' I think that says enough

Her personal guardian 4 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

I would get the hell out of there. No fucking way am I living with a bear

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Croc shoe holes 15 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

When I was 6-8, I loved Crocs and I wore them all the time. I had three pairs of different shades of pink, but that was before they were weird I guess. Looking back on it, I'm cringing so hard.

TGI Friday's 2 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

So that's why it tastes like shit

MARCO! 10 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

Once I overheard my friend's parents talking about the best way to achieve an orgasm. I can't look at them the same way anymore.

Brain pain 3 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

If your brain can't handle that, you've got a serious problem

Mysterious chest 5 comments

black_dahlia · 8 years ago

10/10 username tho