black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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Poor squirrel 7 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Holy shit I'm totally using that
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Poor squirrel 7 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
*waits for shitstorm*
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Rustled her Jimmies 2 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Accurate description of my mom tho
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Who are you going as this Halloween? 33 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Alex Vause from Orange is the New Black
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"I hate that stupid old pickup truck" 6 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
So true
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Best thing about being an adult? Having doughnuts and milkshake for dinner 10 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
That just looks like a glass of milk
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It's the USB wire 7 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Faith in humanity lost yet again
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I swear I've seen this quote on an Eminem & Marilyn Monroe picture 21 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
They were just being helpful. Some of us actually care where the quote was from.
I swear I've seen this quote on an Eminem & Marilyn Monroe picture 21 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
It's Eminem's birthday today and I'm so happy
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edge 3 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
"Smarten up"
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O shit 7 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Ayyy you got your star back
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I found more Scottish Twitter 7 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Hello! Scottish person here
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I used to know a girl like this. She was the worst 5 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
@ur_mom I only say it because you're my friend
an idiot sandwich? 10 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Oh yes. I texted her after that and it was fine
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an idiot sandwich? 10 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
You called?
an idiot sandwich? 10 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Too true. I know someone just like that
You literally can even 1 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
For some reason this made me happy
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"I'll just rest my leg here." 5 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
reminds me of Pornstache and Red
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The Puberty Fairy 14 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
The girl is trying so hard not to smile
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Ambulance babies 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
At least they got to the ambulance... My friend's little brother was born in the backseat of their car.
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Mix from hell 15 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
This made me so angry
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You can be fat and chubby and there's still woman who will look at you so dearly 6 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
In fifteen years they'll get married, I'm 100% positive
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22 3 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
What the fuck did I just watch
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Haters will say this is fake 10 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
How the fuck is this gay? They're sisters, you asshole
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Haters will say this is fake 10 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
It's real. There is a documentary about them on Netflix, I think it's called Twinsters
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