black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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The most exotic stairs ever 14 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Imagine wearing socks on the slanted one
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Right way to deal with difficult student 6 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
And it's only black kids in detention. *waits for downvotes*
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The cheapest phone holder 6 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I introduced Rob Dyke to @fruit_salad and it's never been the same since. If you're like me and you binged all of his videos at once and are desperately waiting for more, try Cayleigh Elise's channel, she's awesome, too.
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Men sure do have it bad 11 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Anyway, @sincere_milkshake is a girl, not a boy
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As a short but lethal being I can relate 3 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Dunno about you but my cat is 22 pounds and is so overweight that she hasn't cleaned her tail in two years
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Forced horror 7 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I turn the volume off and scroll down into the comments until it's over
The Power of Putin 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Holy shit this is my friend's ringtone and I love this song
I have nothing against weed but 30 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
@ur_mum
Your poor sister though
Love for pink 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I truly believe I was Mitchell in a past life
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Taking selfies 6 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Why does he look like Josh Dun
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The only way you should respond 8 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Audrey I was just about to post this
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me starting drama for nothing 5 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
That dog is so cute it pains me
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I once walked into a bathroom at school and found shit on the wall. 35 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Jesus Christ I go to a private school and it's still horrible. Last week, both of the sinks in the girls bathroom didn't work, one of the mirrors had broken two years ago and has never been replaced, two of the lights don't work, and one of the toilets literally exploded, sending shit everywhere.
In the downstairs girls bathroom, it's still terrible. A month ago I went in there instead because my math class is in that hallway. Anyway, I went in and there was blood EVERYWHERE. On the mirrors, the sinks, the walls, the floors, and all over the toilet. Needless to say, I freaked the fuck out and went upstairs. Still have no idea what happened.
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My favorite scene 2 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Hey me too
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I feel like this needs being said. I didn't even realize it wasn't normal, either 39 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Thank you so much, I might have to take you both up on your offers. You totally made my day!
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I feel like this needs being said. I didn't even realize it wasn't normal, either 39 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I grew up in an abusive family and I still live there since I'm not old enough to legally move out. I don't understand the laundry and sock ones, but the sigh and grocery thing I get. If someone sighs angrily or if I hear someone yell or glass shattering, my heart goes about 400 miles an hour. It really, really sucks and none of my friends understand.
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The stages of him finding me when I poop 3 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Jesus Christ that dog is so cute it hurts
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Why it's called fall 6 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
How the fuck does motivation fall
Snoop dogg 11 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Who hurt you?
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Snoop dogg 11 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I want Snoop Dogg to be my dad. Imagine him like reading you bedtime stories and shit
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Looks like somebody's h*rny. 30 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
"Wow how wet I am" ok, Yoda
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Don't Worry, Better Days Are Coming 9 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Really? It's only 6 pm here
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Don't Worry, Better Days Are Coming 9 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Um it's Saturday
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Separated from the squad 2 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I had to read this 3 times until it finally made sense