black_dahlia
I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.
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Like a lot of thing here 40 comments
black_dahlia
· 7 years ago
Unpopular opinion, but I don't like Jennifer Lawrence. I think she's a mediocre actress at best.
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Neil is triggered 30 comments
Mom's spaghetti? 18 comments
What must it feel like to pet that thing? 5 comments
black_dahlia
· 7 years ago
Ok I get that this may be a joke but obviously an opossum and a puppy feel very different, not to mention the long, hairless tail...
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If you know what I mean.. 7 comments
black_dahlia
· 7 years ago
What a great way to be remembered. "Look, kids, it's your grandma, the ho"
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The newest Olympic category: Cat Curling 4 comments
God I'm lonely 2 comments
black_dahlia
· 7 years ago
Sometimes when it's really cold outside and my car won't start, I'll stroke the inside of my door and talk to my car so maybe it will feel more motivated to start...
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Black science man 10 comments
There it is! 4 comments
black_dahlia
· 7 years ago
But if you were looking hard enough you would have leaned on the seat, causing the iPad to move upwards and appear.
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Whatever 4 comments
f*ck yeah,thanks mom! 2 comments
Eat it! 5 comments
Rare Mythical Creatures II: The Wendigo 22 comments
*beautifully sobbing* 10 comments
Anon traumatizes his classmate with pineapples 13 comments
black_dahlia
· 7 years ago
I love this but I always wonder about how much that would cost. I mean, pineapples aren't cheap. And if he's been buying them every week (about) for two years, that would be a lot of money. Also, wouldn't his parents know something was up?
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