black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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G-Eazy & Logic pretty good tho 7 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I silently rapped it
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Smiling his pain away 12 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Sue her for vandalism??
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Goodbye 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
The fact that Ringo Starr narrated this makes me life complete
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What a huge ca...oh wait! 4 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
That got old so fast. Can't you just let people love who they love?
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How dare you? 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I can proudly say that I have never been pizza'd out.
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Gimme em aaaaalllll 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
My little sister ate half a bottle of my mom's painkillers when she was 3 and I still joke that she's a future drug addict. My mom does not laugh. So glue isn't too bad
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Weak 14 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
That's true, but most kids don't appreciate what their parents have done until they're like 16+
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Love, reign o'er me... rain on me. 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Oh, sorry then
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Gimme em aaaaalllll 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Just glue your eyes shut so you don't have to see what a fucking disaster your life has become
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Weak 14 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
The idea of giving birth, spending millions of dollars on an ungrateful child, and then getting attached as they move away sounds horrible. No kids for me, thanks
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Have some cringe for your day 15 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
You should never let your baby sleep on its stomach! Have you never read a book before? That's how SIDS happens
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Gimme em aaaaalllll 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Gorilla glue?
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That why you play with yourself 21 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yeah King Charles II was born from such a long line of incest that his family tree was a literal circle. That's nasty
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Fact #08 13 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Um, ok then
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Knife through 22 water bottles 18 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
No, you're right. Sorry for what I said.
Love, reign o'er me... rain on me. 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Is that sarcasm I smell?
Oh, my mistake 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Time to shoot up the school, I guess
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This secret office 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Anne Frank's annex, remade into gif form, circa 1942. Color circa 2017
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Floof doggo does a vv heckin good birb disguise 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yikes. That is kinda freaky looking
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Knife through 22 water bottles 18 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yum
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My first kiss went a little like this 12 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
You've never had one? I thought someone who was as pretty as you would have had many!
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Knife through 22 water bottles 18 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
No, I think the hat would have more nutrition.
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My first kiss went a little like this 12 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I think everyone's did, don't worry
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Natural af 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Got it, thanks!
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