black_dahlia
I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.
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Unlikely friends are the cutest 7 comments
black_dahlia
· 7 years ago
It is scientifically proven that all bunnies sleep with their eyes open. That bunny is DEFINTELY not dead.
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Pepsi is my weapon 2 comments
A new kind of carrier pigeon 12 comments
black_dahlia
· 7 years ago
For one horrifying second I thought they were inside his spine :( then I realized and laughed
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12 YEARS DUNGEOONNN!! 5 comments
At least you know it works! 2 comments
black_dahlia
· 7 years ago
Oh I have one of those, it works nicely but since I can't stand mushrooms I never use it.
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On the same page too 3 comments
black_dahlia
· 7 years ago
I hate that I like something said by Hitler but that's actually a rather inspiring quote. I guess I'll set myself on fire.
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Playing the dead 5 comments
black_dahlia
· 7 years ago
What if you got ahold of the ashes of your worst enemy and made them fucking All Star by Smash Mouth
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If I were a plant 3 comments
black_dahlia
· 7 years ago
I tried really hard not to laugh and then I remembered my childhood and cried
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Justice League of Sass 19 4 comments
Sure glad that my dog can't talk, everyone would know that I just sit in my room and read 3 comments
What even is sleep 2 comments
