black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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Raise your hand 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Or a girl. Memers don't discriminate.
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Someone's at the door 11 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I hate that I can only read it in his voice
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THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT 13 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Apologies, I was changed a few years ago, it is now 18
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Worst nightmare. 26 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Sorry that you feel that way, @lamortenmarche, but I have two things to say to you:
1. I don't really care
2. I am a girl
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Theres nothing to be ashamed of 2 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I was ordering Skyline today I said thank you four times within a 1 minute encounter, I was so embarrassed :(
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Trial period is over 7 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Damn somebody hurt you
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Worst nightmare. 26 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Geez it's about time, I've heard horror stories of bachlorette/bachelor parties and the fiancé isn't even upset when their SO clearly cheats on them...
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CcccrrIIIISSSPppp 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
And 'pluck' is the exact opposite
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THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT 13 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
It's 11 in Nigeria
Snake are sexist 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Wouldn't it be 'hers'?
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Be careful of what you buy on Amazon 10 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
But scary and sexy
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Remember kids 2 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yeah well Kim's still ugly, she just got plastic surgery (and money)
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All hail the frog 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I literally read your comment 6 times and I STILL have no idea what the fuck you are trying to say
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Be careful of what you buy on Amazon 10 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Gracias
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Catharine seems fun 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Well that was a super popular name in the 19th century
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Be careful of what you buy on Amazon 10 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
They're like mini shovels for her excrement.
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Who does this think he is? 9 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yes
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This guy's biggest achievement was photobombing the beatles 2 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I have that poster in my room and I always wondered who he was! Thank you
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When I pretend to have musical taste 7 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I respect y'alls opinions but the Beatles has and forever will be my favorite band.
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This would be a schocking expierience 10 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Thanks, only 6 days of school left!
· Edited 7 years ago
All hail the frog 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
*sigh* do I really have to tell y'all it's four, not for
Well that obviously needed to happen 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
But then your hands, face, and fork are still sticky
This would be a schocking expierience 10 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Looks like it's time to fucking jump on the rail! Finals week..... :(
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The look on his face 10 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Ringo Starr: Walmart au
A father found the man who kidnapped and sexually abused his son, and shoots him 19 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I don't condone violence but occurrences like this just have to be excused, at least in my opinion. Hurting a child in any way is completely unacceptable.
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