black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

— black_dahlia Report User
Ouch 22 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Fishtank
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This should be better 1 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Here's Johnny!!
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Gorilla playing with his son 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Tough love.
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Favorite types of women 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yes the Beatles
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Art by David Jablow 16 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Damn why did my comments get downvoted? They had like 5 likes each and then I come back to this shitstorm
Man dancing over a water hose 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
That was kind of cute actually
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Existence is painful!! 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I was just thinking about this show today and when I saw this I laughed so hard I choked on my spit.
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Art by David Jablow 16 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yeah, no. Please get some professional help. Thanks.
Instant ego boost 11 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Me when I realized that George Hodel actually killed the Black Dahlia but most people don't believe it despite the substantial evidence and the fact that he literally admitted to doing it and my friend agrees with me
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Badass quote. 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Thank you
Get it now 2 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Join the club y'all
Stupid dog! You make me look bad! 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Wow I have a friend like this, I want to punch her in the face
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What do y'all have as your lock screen? 32 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad
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Rabbit enjoying his milk 4 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yes hooman. Give me the noms.
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3 decades of difference 11 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I've been super emotional lately and I saw this and stated crying because it's the realist thing I have ever seen
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I'll take one of each 13 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
God damn I've literally eaten each chocolate. I suppose it's time to off myself, no?
I see no difference 18 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I shave pretty much every 3 days in the summer and about twice a month in the spring. I like to wear shorts but the hair on my legs is dark which sucks ass since I'm blonde. I shave my armpits pretty much every other day because I hate the prickly feeling and you'll sweat less. I don't shave my arms because the hair is soft and blonde and I would have to spend 20+ minutes doing that per shower.
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Art by David Jablow 16 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Something to do when mommy and daddy love each other very much...
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Get yourself a Zimbabwean! 1 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Isn't that from Shameless?
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University is hard 1 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Who puts their senior quote in third person?
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Ya boy DJ holds it down. 1 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Omg my parents are in New Mexico rn
Deaf Singer Gives An Inspiring Performance 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Watched this the night it came out and cried my eyes out. Worth the emotional destruction!
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Must be a good wife 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Who else cried?
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Look at that cute doggo face 2 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
You broke the doggo
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Hug yo mama on mother's day 2 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Welcome to fubsubstance, Internet Explorer
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