black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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It's like he's reading my mind 4 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Ah, college looks like fun.
It's The Perfect Match 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Don't hate on my subway. I've been eating there since I was a kid and I've never gotten sick. The only place I've gotten food poisoning from is BD's Mongolian grill cause they didn't cook my food all the way. It sucked. Also my best friend got food poising from Cracker Barrel so that's something.
3spooky5me 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I love them. So cute.
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Critter pool ramp 9 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
That little mouse's face almost made me cry! What a beautiful invention omg
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We all love dogs 7 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Don't worry, I did
It's The Perfect Match 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I know subway is about as healthy for you as a bowl of ice cream, but I still love it and nothing will convince me otherwise.
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Snap Cats 2 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
But a yurt is round :/
We all love dogs 7 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I don't really get how that's a joke but you do you
We all love dogs 7 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Honey it's called a joke
Come on down boots! 2 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I feel the same way
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Tigers vs. Drones 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
It was enormous. I love tigers
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Because cartoons taught physics to us in it that way 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yes but it was saying 'as a 90s boy', so I presumed it would be Naruto or Pokémon, something like that.
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Because cartoons taught physics to us in it that way 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
No, the lighter part will.
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Are "the floor" memes still funny? 2 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yes I think so
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Memories 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I have only seen one fucking movie and my heart hurts
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off 6 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I feel like I've heard that before
Edit: John Lennon said this
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snake doggo 7 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Why is this comment downvoted?
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I can't help it 4 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
If I leave books in my locker I have to take a picture of them because I am so scared I won't remember where they are. OCD sucks ass. Also I hate intrusive thoughts. I'm not a pedophile but my brain keeps saying 'what if???'
Wizard TV 4 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I said something wroonnnnnng
now I long for yesterdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Cheating the system 4 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I became best friends with a girl in my eighth grade science class because we sat next to each other unintentionally. We are dating now!
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Best Radiohead song ever 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I know it's fake but Radiohead is the shit
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Nopety nope nope 4 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
That looks suspiciously like a brown recluse. I think you should definitely move immediately. And while you're at it? Pour some kerosene on your house and light a match.
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World oldest cat 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
You beat me to it, he looks like he is constantly thinking about death :(
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Thank god! I mean.. Oh no I don't want to die!! 11 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I'm confused why did they say female drivers? There are short men too.
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