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black_dahlia

I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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"Turning tricks" is a euphemism for prostitution 6 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

This show is so disgusting but it makes me laugh so hard I cry

What song is it for you ? 14 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

It's literally called 'Relatively Blue' by konteks
Also I like 'Randy' by Big Thief
'Something In the Way' by Nirvana
And Kurt Cobain's cover of 'And I Love Her' which is originally the Beatles. These songs just make me feel alone but in a good way I guess. I love Kurt Cobain's voice but it makes me heart ache at the same time.

like.. instant astralprojection 2 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Fucking love this show oml

Local legends :) 5 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Me? Wtf did I do

Worst thing to having a gf 2 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

That's disgusting and rude

At the hair removal place next to a barbershop 4 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Do you ever stop?

i know that feeling 2 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

I completely understand. I grew up and still live in an abusive household, and some of the only things that helped me were watching TV. I loved the Powerpuff Girls, Teen Titans, SpongeBob, and the Simpsons. I stayed in my room most of the day and listened to the Beatles and Eminem. They made me feel something besides sorrow and pain. Even to this day listening to them fills me with both bad memories and good.
Thanks for reading. I'm ok.

Don't call yourself bisexual if you never d**pthroated a bicycle 8 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Done.

Found the original! 8 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

It was just a joke. I didn't mean to offend anyone. Goodness.

The perfect name 6 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Needs to be;
Yes

Priorities 8 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Stay classy America!

I'm watching Breaking Bad - I don't got time for titles 1 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Yesss. Love me some Breaking Bad.

This Watch shows where all the Planets currently are 8 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Bitch is this Dumbledore's watch?

Scumbag genetics! 7 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

I think anal is disgusting but that's just my opinion! You like what you like and that's ok.

Found the original! 8 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Yeah I thought people might not like that, but if a more popular user had said it, they would have been upvoted. Whatever. I'm not deleting it.

When your master has you do stupid stuff for the internet but you're still good 5 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

I need to try this immediately

Found the original! 8 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

"Your dad's coming home."
Sorry.

North Korea is best Korea 21 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

This is really sad

Emoji art history 5 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

I never did

Scumbag genetics! 7 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

To protect from STDs!

Summer means more time for funsub 6 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

This is your brain on weed, kids

· Edited 7 years ago

Well at least he's not running in the lobby 2 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

The title made me laugh so hard I woke my sister up

This cat looks more like Ron than Ron looks like Ron 1 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

That's actually really creepy

Being OCD seems to be a cool thing now 16 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

I'm a little better, actually! I really appreciate you taking the time to message me. It's lonelier in the summertime since there is nothing to motivate me to go outside, but I get by.

Quite the following 2 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

I live two blocks away but I never go and now I feel guilty. She's adorable!