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black_dahlia

I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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This guy lives in 3017 2 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Oh fuck that was me sorry

So overused it hurts 8 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

1. I literally just listened to that song
2. Is that Tío from Breaking Bad?

Wife records husband snoring for 4 years and makes a remix 2 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

I felt like I was invading his privacy but that lady was just so cute

feed me 9 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

t u b u l a r

Addicts these days 11 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

I have the exact same inhaler

Unknown caller 2 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

I believe everyone does

The Rock is a real hero 9 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

But Eric Schwartz is still alive? Am I missing the joke here?

Does it work on a guy? 6 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Yes

Whale Shark cruising at night 9 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

I know they're harmless but still... shit

You're not a movie fan if you haven't seen all of these 5 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

You ruined Breaking Bad for me omg

Instant ego boost 11 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

What the fuck are you even talking about. I don't watch criminal minds

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She just stole your girl 2 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Ya she's a little overweight but still very hot. She's also got a great attitude

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I like Troy 7 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

I choked on my water god bless

The life of the party 6 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Yeah I don't get it how people think it's funny when cops don't stop the situation or the party of it's been called in. I don't care if the party is awesome. Do your job. Thanks.

Best note all week 5 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Thought she made him a noose.... ok

Leaves fold up after being touched through a process called thigmonasty 9 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Me too, plant. Me too.

Cat dog 10 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Aw poor dog

Love make your world more colorful 15 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Or maybe even Harry and Ginny?

Good breakup advice 7 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Oh my god, please leave me alone. I'll die happy if I never talk to you again. Thank you.

The 'Funny Pages' can be alright sometimes 12 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

We have plenty of people on this website who say what we feel and I enjoy them. You're just a dick with nothing to do.

Good breakup advice 7 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

No I'm not offended. I just think you're a try-hard who thinks he's really big and scary. Well, I don't think so. I know that you're pretending to be a character from a tv show that I love and you're annoying. You're not that funny. You're just quoting from an Adult Swim show that a lot of people have never heard of. That's all.

What song is it for you ? 14 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

I really laughed. 9/10.

It's up, and it's good! 2 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

I feel like that would cause some damage to your knees and ankles, possibly your spine as well? Or am I just being paranoid.

The 'Funny Pages' can be alright sometimes 12 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Jesus. You just joined and I already hate you.

Good breakup advice 7 comments

black_dahlia · 7 years ago

Not funny, man. Even if we know where it's from.

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