black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

— black_dahlia Report User
Using a prosthetic man package to explain "man spreading" 19 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Alright so why the fuck did I get downvoted? I was agreeing that most men need a good amount of space.
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The big bang theory 15 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Sweet, me too!
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Hulk Hogan riding a motorcycle while some guy just chucks a dog into the river 9 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Maybe the dog had red ants or bees on it? Or it was just really hot
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When you find the position where your headphones work 4 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
And I have seen this post on this website at least 4 times
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Smoothness escalates 4 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
This is wonderful
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Hoomans are a little primitive 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Auto timer
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Using a prosthetic man package to explain "man spreading" 19 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yesss thank you
Family Guy has gone full Kingsman 14 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I can't wait for the next season!!
Bacon brings out the talent in you 9 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
What the FUCK
First they took our food, now they're taking our jobs 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
In my state you're allowed to own a pet raccoon and my body is ready
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When a new lane opens up at the store 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
It fits so well!
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I cri 7 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
That's really sad
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Artistic beetle 9 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I'd buy it!
Lanisters approve 12 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Yeah I hope you would love your brother more than your boyfriend. Since you grew up with him and all...
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Asshole cat 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Your cat hates you because you spelled 'deluxe' wrong.
Notice the footprints left in the sand by this cat 10 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
So soothing
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That took a horrifying turn 24 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
This made me sad.
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I need this to be a movie 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Y do Elsa and Anna look like rabbits
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Dale Gribble has a point 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I read it in both of their voices
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At least Ima be lit as f*ck 9 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
It means 'gonna' I believe
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Addicts these days 11 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
My doctor is such a stoner too! She said if I don't vape I could die.
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People visiting the Holocaust Memorial in Berlin 14 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Why tf do people think this is ok. No one except the survivors of the concentration camps will even come close to what it would be like. Doing yoga shit, laughing, smiling, making jokes about 'jumping on dead jews'... makes me fucking sick to my stomach. Over six million individuals with their own lives, hopes, dreams, and pasts died brutally, often slowly, hearts filled with terror. I hope these people will think about what they're doing. Look up the gas chambers of Auschwitz. The nail marks all over the walls. Young children, toddlers, were scratching, desperately trying to escape the burning gas. Many girls were raped by guards and left for dead in the elements. Little girls, ages 6-20. Try to imagine your sister, niece, daughter, granddaughter being held down and raped by a SS officer, laughing in her face. I have a 10 year old sister and after reading 'Night' by Elie Wiezel I sat and wept for a good half hour. And to think we only know a FRACTION of the pain they went through.
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Oh no, the boys 1 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
...oh
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