black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

— black_dahlia Report User
Cat gives his human a big hug 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
And then people say cats can't be affectionate :(
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Jacksfilms fans have gone too far 10 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Wow, that's something a mature and mentally sound adult might say.
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What's that shit you were talkin? 1 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Aw I love seeing police as so down to earth like this and making jokes
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It's like someone else doing it 5 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Immediately thought of Mickey from Shameless
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How this guy got a free printer 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Today in shit that,,, did not happen
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But you're only 8 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
But why is it from the mom's phone?
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Everyday I learn something new 36 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
K. It wasn't obvious, and you don't have to be rude
Relax, it's just me bro 1 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
That snoot looks like my dog's snoot
Everyday I learn something new 36 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Good for you but you shouldn't be generalizing like that, it ain't right. Like if I said every guy on earth likes cars. Obviously that's not true. Or if I said every girl on earth likes diamonds.
disney, be prepared for the fics 3 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
This is how I will pick up my prom date thx
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Everyday I learn something new 36 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I'm a girl and I don't give a shit about diamonds.
I'm hungry and I have stuff to do. I'm gonna have to go out at some point. 2 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Short, sweet, and so true.
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Vv happy doggo does a h*ckin good dance 8 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
This makes me so happy
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Yo quiero cuatro. 16 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
¿Qué? no sé mucho español realmente, supongo que suficiente para mantener una conversación, jaja
Devastation caused by ice cream 1 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
I miss the ice cream truck but the one in my neighborhood is run by an old guy who is also a registered sex offender so that's off the list. We just go to Dairy Queen. Oh well.
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Yo quiero cuatro. 16 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Ojalá pudiera, pero mi mamá está llenando formularios de trabajo ahora mismo. Estoy sentado en el coche con mi hermana pequeña, es bastante aburrido.
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Yo quiero cuatro. 16 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Dormí 3 horas anoche. Yo no se.
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Yo quiero cuatro. 16 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
golpear mi culo como si lastimara los sentimientos de tu mamá.
Love men with a hobby 7 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
*child
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Henlo 17 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
What kind of dog is this?
You didn't get this from me 7 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
You're welcome :)
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That catch is so adorably satisfying 1 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
This makes me miss my cat so much
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Ironman underrated scene  1 comments
black_dahlia · 7 years ago
Stab Lee said that this little boy was actually Peter Parker and when I found that out my whole world was changed