Epilogue: She read this post. He's dead as a post.

The negotiations were about to be closed until he saw the Mark Twain endorsement. Good job, girl. Executive level thinking there.

Epilogue: As the atheist, jew, and christian head out for the bar they all realized they would be drunk-driving. Rather than being hypocritical assholes, they call up their Muslim friend to be DD. He answers, "Yes, because helping my neighbors out by being DD is an applicable lesson of the golden rule! Besides, no where in the Qu'ran does it say I can't have a good time with my friends while sober! Also Buddha wants to join! Says he's payin'! He's a hell of a plot twist that guy."

"Maybe no one will realize I'm a member of an American political party... WTF, Donkey?! You always take so long to help others...)

I don't know why people are shocked by this post. The government does this to their citizens many of times. "Even though the lawyer has proven the company's guilt with incontrovertible evidence, I, a judge, will overrule the jury." "Even though our investigation has shown this country attached us, I am going to attack this one instead." "Even though we have the same statics as the Great Depression, we will play it off and waste more money from our ignored citizens. " are some fine examples, or am I sounding like an angry hippie?