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Merely a flesh wound, but it still hurts... in my heart (sobs quietly)

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Wales is breathtaking 2 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

*suffocates*

I give you the French fry cube 4 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

Now make a French fry teseract

Some men just want to watch the world live: Elon Musk 35 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

Did we mention that he wants to build a colony on Mars??

Imagine all your loved ones are dead, and you keep on living 42 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

Seriously thank you

Imagine all your loved ones are dead, and you keep on living 42 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

Thank you! I actually go to SCAD for dramatic writing and it's nice to know my ideas aren't shit.

New era, new problem 13 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

I hate it when my water runs out of battery

Regular people 5 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

Such droll plebeians

Washing my lamborgini 2 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

Must've been expensive. Cant imagine the insurances prices

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No need to hide and cry, It's a wonderful, wonderful life... 7 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

They are also wearing rose tinted glasses

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Tiny magical door 11 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

Hey everyone needs a checkup once in a while

here's a gay Jewish wedding were the grooms rode in on a unicorn 29 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

I don't think there's a word that describes this amount of fabulousness

Blade's lil brother 2 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

Half vampire, half megalomaniac

If memes had houses 6 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

That dog face is retched

Spelling nazi 3 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

Damnit Ted this is why I'm killing myself you grammar Nazi!

Y'know,lighting things on fire can solve a lot of problems 11 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

Ooh just use the Arc of the Covenant from Indiana Jones

Imagine all your loved ones are dead, and you keep on living 42 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

Not sure but it explores alot of heavy concepts like what knowledge would some accumulate, would they avoid human relationships in fear of watching them age and die, and at what point would someone begin to try and kill themselves because they feel they've lived long enough.

Don't Mess With This Dude 1 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

Oh my god that poor shark

just a fun and friendly reminder 29 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

It's a "parting of the red sea"

This movie has to be made now 1 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

Just because you can do it, doesn't mean it should be done. - Jerf Godplum

Russia, the women take no shit, but are nice too! 13 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

They better have been Levi's or no deal. I only fuck for Levi's

Checkmate in the loo 17 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

You pee in the same urinal as them and stare them down deep in the eyes as you do it. Wrks evrtm

Something to keep in mind now that elections are coming up 3 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

If "He who shall not be named" gets elected, we won't be able to make jokes about him anymore. It'll be awful. So terrible. Much sad. Very unfortunate. Many suck.

Something to keep in mind now that elections are coming up 3 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

I've set a goal to comment on every post and it has to be relevant. Here goes...

Slippers for when you don't go outdoors enough 8 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

That better be Bermuda grass or it's a no

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No words. 22 comments

blacknight · 8 years ago

She's going to poop out balloon animals