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Merely a flesh wound, but it still hurts... in my heart (sobs quietly)

— Blacknight Report User
Wales is breathtaking 2 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
*suffocates*
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I give you the French fry cube 4 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
Now make a French fry teseract
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Some men just want to watch the world live: Elon Musk 35 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
Did we mention that he wants to build a colony on Mars??
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Imagine all your loved ones are dead, and you keep on living 42 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
Seriously thank you
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Imagine all your loved ones are dead, and you keep on living 42 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
Thank you! I actually go to SCAD for dramatic writing and it's nice to know my ideas aren't shit.
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New era, new problem 13 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
I hate it when my water runs out of battery
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Regular people 5 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
Such droll plebeians
Washing my lamborgini 2 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
Must've been expensive. Cant imagine the insurances prices
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No need to hide and cry, It's a wonderful, wonderful life... 7 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
They are also wearing rose tinted glasses
Tiny magical door 11 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
Hey everyone needs a checkup once in a while
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here's a gay Jewish wedding were the grooms rode in on a unicorn 29 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
I don't think there's a word that describes this amount of fabulousness
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Blade's lil brother 2 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
Half vampire, half megalomaniac
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If memes had houses 6 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
That dog face is retched
Spelling nazi 3 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
Damnit Ted this is why I'm killing myself you grammar Nazi!
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Y'know,lighting things on fire can solve a lot of problems 11 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
Ooh just use the Arc of the Covenant from Indiana Jones
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Imagine all your loved ones are dead, and you keep on living 42 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
Not sure but it explores alot of heavy concepts like what knowledge would some accumulate, would they avoid human relationships in fear of watching them age and die, and at what point would someone begin to try and kill themselves because they feel they've lived long enough.
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Don't Mess With This Dude 1 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
Oh my god that poor shark
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just a fun and friendly reminder 29 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
It's a "parting of the red sea"
This movie has to be made now 1 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
Just because you can do it, doesn't mean it should be done. - Jerf Godplum
Russia, the women take no shit, but are nice too! 13 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
They better have been Levi's or no deal. I only fuck for Levi's
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Checkmate in the loo 17 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
You pee in the same urinal as them and stare them down deep in the eyes as you do it. Wrks evrtm
Something to keep in mind now that elections are coming up 3 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
If "He who shall not be named" gets elected, we won't be able to make jokes about him anymore. It'll be awful. So terrible. Much sad. Very unfortunate. Many suck.
Something to keep in mind now that elections are coming up 3 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
I've set a goal to comment on every post and it has to be relevant. Here goes...
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Slippers for when you don't go outdoors enough 8 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
That better be Bermuda grass or it's a no
No words. 22 comments
blacknight · 7 years ago
She's going to poop out balloon animals
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