Sometimes I try telepathy

I prefer books because I like being able to physically turn the page, but I read fanfiction and stuff on my tablet.

That's awesome

The last one is actually plausible because we know how to put a bee in our mouth. I'm assuming it'll work for wasps too.

The tire's still OK though.

That's an epic pose.

Some of the blood vessels in a blue whale are so large that a child can fit in them.

At first I didn't know what I was looking at, and was wondering why there were lines in the middle of some of the stuffies, and then I finally realized what it was.

In The Secret World Of Og, they lived in giant mushrooms.

I wouldn't want to be the friend with the head under the sand.

My school newspaper has a section like this, it's called Heard It In The Halls.

I don't want to say anything, because I'll get put on the board.

I wonder if that was planned.

I read a book by William Shatner, and he said that when they did one of the movies (which was a few years later) it was so different fr when they filmed the TV show because the movie had the floor that moved.

At least you never dropped him.

He must've known that she was working that day, so I wonder if he planned it.

When I was in elementary school, I collected coloured pencil tips, eraser shavings, and dried glue.

Catch 22

I'd like to ride my bike down the Eiffel Tower steps.

What was her experiment?

Isn't that called kneading?

But I don't want to go now! Can't I play for 5 more minutes?

Well, Abed married a video game character and had a million kids. Why can't this guy love a Pokémon character?

I love getting things for free. Especially food and books.

Mythbusters tried that.